PRIVACY POLICY
A LEGAL DISCLAIMER
The explanations and information provided on this page are only general and high-level explanations. The website builder said we should not rely on their article as legal advice or as recommendations regarding what we should actually say in our privacy policy, because they cannot know in advance what the specific privacy policies we wish to establish between our business and our customers and visitors. They recommend that we seek legal advice and we recommend the same to you. Proceed at your own risk. We don't kiss and tell and hope you don't either.
PRIVACY POLICY - THE BASICS
Having said that, we may collect, use, disclose, process, and manage data of our visitors and customers. As mentioned above, we're committed to protecting visitor and customer privacy and do not share anything unnecessarily.
Different jurisdictions have different legal obligations of what must be included in a Privacy Policy. Please assume we have those on file. You are responsible to make sure you don't give out your private data unwillingly and that you are following the relevant legislation to your activities and location.
WHAT ELSE...
Generally speaking, you may give us your name and contact information. We collect this to send you great and hilarious shit. If we sell you a ticket we may need to have you use a payment method. Please know we don't proclaim to be some fancy ass payment method. We'll partner with a third party who has that security shit on lock down if we need to collect funds from you. We don't share information we collect but if you still have a really dumb email address you created in high school we may share it in hilarity with others. You have a right to not give your info if you don't want to share it.